"When someone makes you the happiest person and the saddest person at the same time, that’s when it’s real. That’s when it’s worth something."
"The first time I kissed you my whole body was shaking, and that was it, it only took me one kiss to get totally addicted to you"
What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give
Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks
I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.
don’t give even one tiny little fuck
NEIGH HOY MENOY
I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more
anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.